absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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