none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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