Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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