i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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