Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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