Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
its liver damage thursday
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