Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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