I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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