It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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