I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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