I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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