I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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