I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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