Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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