stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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