my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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