dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he fucked my hip out of place.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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