Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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