I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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