real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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