I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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