If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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