so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I don't want my vagina anymore.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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