Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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