We're like a lot better than the average bears
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
