If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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