Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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