There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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