u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
another moral hangover. fuck.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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