After last night, I could never be a politician.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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