the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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