so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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