The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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