i don't like sucking hair
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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