Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Houston, we have a squirter
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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