He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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