Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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