Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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