Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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