Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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