nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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