Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize