dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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