i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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