Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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