I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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