ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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