I need help removing her.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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