omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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