I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
someone owes me an orgasm
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
