sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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