Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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