this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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