he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Randomize