OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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